Struggling to find the right words to express to your love? Don't worry, we've got you covered, we're making inappropriate Valentine's cards!
"Same dick forever!"
"Turns out I like you more than I originally planned"
"I hope you choose me to fill your hole this Valentines day"
"I wanna be the 6 to your 9"
"Your pants are bothering me, take them off"
"You make my knob throb"
"You can't say happiness with out penis"
"I love you with all my boobs, I would say heart but my boobs are bigger"
To book a DO table with us we require a £5 deposit per person. This deposit will provide you with your do materials per person.
Why not join us in time for Happy Hour and grab one of our exquisite cocktails for just £6.50!
pssst... Remember to pick the right date!